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I'm a born and raised Redneck

I think that people often wonder if I'm really a redneck. Yes. Yes I am. Here are some reasons why:

Reason #1:

This is my cousin Christopher. He's really taking a bath in the kitchen sink at my parent's house.

Reason #2:

I've won enough money riding a mechanical bull that I've graduated from "amateur" status to "professional" status. That's me on the left.

When I was in high school, I had a pickup truck with a CB radio in it.