SoberDan Answers the Hard Questions Feb 14, 2006
Tough Questions Feb 8, 2006
Irony Feb 4, 2006
An Open Letter to "the Darkroom" Jan 15, 2006
Betrothing "Shock and Awe" Style Jan 4, 2006
Innovations in Infant Clothing Dec 16, 2005
1-Up Dec 9, 2005
My trip to the Dentist Dec 5, 2005
Face/Off Dec 1, 2005
Thanksgiving Nov 24, 2005
Is Oprah Too Nice? Nov 22, 2005
Perhaps Gump Was Wrong Nov 16, 2005
Funny Church Signs Oct 16, 2005
Truck Balls? Oct 12, 2005
Mulletism Oct 5, 2005
Nephews Remembered Sep 18, 2005
Austin & Justin Aug 25, 2005
OK, it's been a while Aug 12, 2005
Cialis, Levitra, Viagra, Oh My! Jul 19, 2005
Kimono Dragons Jul 11, 2005
Screen Fiends Jul 3, 2005
Denominational Woes Jun 22, 2005
American Teeth Jun 21, 2005
The Afternoon Movie Jun 13, 2005
Warning: Battery Low Jun 10, 2005
Beware Flying Debris Jun 1, 2005
The Five Pillars of My Summer May 27, 2005
Snow is Snot May 20, 2005
10,000 Days May 17, 2005
Food Court Challenge May 12, 2005
Cinco De Mayo: A Photo Essay May 5, 2005
Give me a pound, dog May 2, 2005
Cased Meat Apr 26, 2005
Gone to Boston Apr 17, 2005
What I did my last week of school ever Apr 14, 2005
Fashion Misfits Apr 12, 2005
Bobsledding Apr 9, 2005
Daylight Savings What? Apr 4, 2005
P.C. Ice Cream Mar 28, 2005
Hypercolor Mar 23, 2005
Oh Beautiful Spring Mar 20, 2005
Question... Mar 17, 2005
Mr. Doughnut Mar 13, 2005
Gone to Florida Mar 2, 2005
Bikes in the Snow Mar 1, 2005
Nudie Touch Feb 18, 2005
The Greatest Post in the World Feb 18, 2005
Be my Valentine? Feb 14, 2005
Social Security? Feb 9, 2005
Super Bowl Facts Feb 5, 2005
The Challenge Feb 1, 2005
Can I get a ruling? Jan 27, 2005
Why Johnny Can't Dial Jan 25, 2005
Let the People Speak Jan 19, 2005
In the Year 2025 Jan 16, 2005
Evil Snowmen Jan 11, 2005
requiescat in pace Jan 9, 2005
The Holy Hammer Jan 3, 2005
Save the Cookies Dec 25, 2004
Christmas Break Dec 21, 2004
Laundry Mat Etiquette Dec 17, 2004
Of Snowplows and 80s Hair Bands Dec 14, 2004
Ponder This... Dec 9, 2004
Let The Holiday's Begin Dec 6, 2004
Why the obsession with Llama? Dec 3, 2004
If You've Tried to Call My Cell Phone... Nov 30, 2004
Behold, Pickle. Nov 27, 2004
Let It Snow Nov 24, 2004
Our President Can Kick Your President's Butt Nov 21, 2004
The Medicine Wheel of Fortune Nov 17, 2004
A Tailgate Haiku Nov 15, 2004
Another Generation Lost... Nov 11, 2004
The Den of Stupidity Nov 8, 2004
Laffy Taffy Nov 6, 2004
It's Finally Over Nov 3, 2004
Four More Years Nov 3, 2004
Vote! Nov 1, 2004
Still Undecided? Oct 26, 2004
Gandalf vs. Yoda Oct 24, 2004
Sy's Hair Cut Club Oct 19, 2004
Kerry Eats Babies? Oct 13, 2004
What are they Jay-Z? Oct 12, 2004
Leviathan Oct 7, 2004
Waiting for Dessert? Oct 5, 2004
Until Next Year... Oct 3, 2004
Unicycle Rack? Oct 1, 2004
The Last Appetizer Sep 29, 2004
An Open Letter to My Toothbrush Sep 23, 2004
A Beautiful Day Sep 21, 2004
Midget Wrestling Sep 17, 2004
A Nintendo Related Injury Sep 15, 2004
I Got Nothing Sep 14, 2004
This Day in History Sep 9, 2004
How the Irish Catholic Political Machine Screwed Me out of My Day Off Tommorow For Labor Day Sep 5, 2004
Your Online Source for Iced Out Gear Sep 1, 2004
Bibleheads Aug 28, 2004
Cultural Lessons on the Bathroom Door Aug 25, 2004
The XLB Aug 23, 2004
The Unsung Heroes of the Olympics Aug 16, 2004
Your Hat is Stupid Aug 13, 2004
Re-Enactors Aug 8, 2004
Raw Corn and Politics Aug 6, 2004
Iowa is Smart Aug 4, 2004
John Kerry is a Jedi Aug 1, 2004
The Mystery of Freezer Pops Jul 29, 2004
1390 Jul 25, 2004
Double Insomnia with Cheese Jul 23, 2004
The World Series of Baton Twirling Jul 20, 2004
Happy Shapes? Jul 16, 2004
Professor Jackson? Jul 14, 2004
Vacationing in the Quad Cities Jul 9, 2004
A Lightning Bug in the Bush... Jul 5, 2004
The Rat's Ass Jun 30, 2004
The Importance of Burritos Jun 27, 2004
Doing My Part Jun 23, 2004
Corby and His Evil Brutish Minions Jun 18, 2004
It's Time For a Minivan Jun 15, 2004
The Mystery of Ramen Jun 13, 2004
An apology... Jun 10, 2004
The Iraq War for Milk Conspiracy Jun 8, 2004
254-POOP Jun 6, 2004
Ramen Noodles and $120 Books Jun 2, 2004
The Greatest Spectacle In Racing May 31, 2004
Play Like A Champion Today May 28, 2004
Good Morning Twin Bed May 27, 2004
Live from South Bend, IN May 24, 2004
My Afternoon Gambling Secret May 19, 2004
The Mondays May 17, 2004
The virtues of keys May 16, 2004
Giving Candy to Babies May 13, 2004
The Driving Range May 11, 2004
Huh? May 7, 2004
The Man Across the Wall May 6, 2004
Why an MBA? May 3, 2004
Double Dare Apr 29, 2004
Staring Problems Apr 26, 2004
Fitness Videos Apr 22, 2004
Identity Theft Apr 21, 2004
Punishment for a cable thief Apr 19, 2004
D. Magical SoberDan Skillz Apr 17, 2004
National High Five Day Apr 15, 2004
Compare and contrast cats and dogs Apr 13, 2004
The Easter Bunny is Real... Apr 12, 2004
The Toilet Seat Debate Revisited Apr 8, 2004
Give the American public some credit Apr 7, 2004
A New Sport is Sweeping the Nation Apr 5, 2004
April Fool's Day, 1986 Apr 1, 2004
Kids and Money Mar 29, 2004
My ATM Mar 26, 2004
The Blacktop Market Mar 24, 2004
The Smiling Tsunami Mar 22, 2004
Stealing Cable is a Felony Mar 21, 2004
Politics As Usual Mar 18, 2004
Coming out of the Irish Closet Mar 17, 2004
The Irish and St. Patty's Day Mar 15, 2004
The Land of the Rising Sun Mar 12, 2004
The Passion of the Christ Mar 11, 2004
Behold Cheeseburger Mar 9, 2004
The Big Easy Mar 7, 2004
Off to New Orleans Feb 26, 2004
40 Days of Lent Feb 25, 2004
A Shout Out to my Scandinavian Homies Feb 23, 2004
Falling In Love All Over Again Feb 22, 2004
Black Midget Uncle Sam Feb 19, 2004
Some Reflections After Six Months Feb 18, 2004
The Rush of Karaoke Feb 16, 2004
My Brand Identity Feb 13, 2004
The Rockridge High School Pep Band Feb 12, 2004
How Traffic Jams Start Feb 9, 2004
Theorem #1: Feb 7, 2004
Airplane Etiquette Feb 4, 2004
An Ode to Big Papa on his Birthday Jan 30, 2004
Hole-in-One Jan 28, 2004
Friday Night in Boy's Town Jan 27, 2004
A Toenail clipping... Jan 26, 2004
Car Alarms Jan 23, 2004
French Milled Soap Jan 22, 2004
Honorary Beermaster Jan 20, 2004
Party Like It's 1989 Jan 18, 2004
This Blows My Mind Jan 16, 2004
Ending the Speculation Jan 15, 2004
Crossdressing - is it taboo? Jan 12, 2004
Don't worry, I'm not dead... Jan 10, 2004
New Year's Update and Tales from my Nephews Jan 2, 2004
Good ol' Bo Dec 29, 2003
Friday night in Chicago Dec 27, 2003
A Merry Christmas (An Ode to Jesus on His Birthday) Dec 25, 2003
A Popularity Test Dec 22, 2003
Barf and Lightning Dec 19, 2003
One word... Dec 18, 2003
A National Holiday Dec 17, 2003
An Ode to My Sister for Her Birthday Dec 12, 2003
A Shout Out to Balls Dec 10, 2003
A Lifetime Achievement Dec 9, 2003
Why Johnny Can Bully Dec 8, 2003
Four Wheel Drive Time Dec 5, 2003
An Ode to My Brother on His Birthday Dec 3, 2003
An Extra Cookie Dec 2, 2003
Random Kid #5 Dec 1, 2003
Self-fulfilled Prophet Nov 29, 2003
Sweet Irony (aka poetic justice) Nov 27, 2003
Gravy Boats Nov 26, 2003
The Cop Magnet Nov 25, 2003
Where have you gone, Phil Donahue? Nov 22, 2003
2298 Miles Later Nov 20, 2003
'Tis the season Nov 19, 2003
Soberdan.com Reader Appreciation Day Nov 18, 2003
I Could Change the World Nov 17, 2003
Hangin' at the Mall Nov 16, 2003
A Normal Guy Nov 12, 2003
The Social Impact of Gangsta Rap in Post War Iraq Nov 11, 2003
An Ode to my Corvette Nov 10, 2003
The Dryer Lint Conspiracy Nov 7, 2003
A Tale of Two Cities Nov 6, 2003
SoberDan is on hiatus and he needs your help Oct 31, 2003
Bubblegum Oct 30, 2003
An Ode to My Mom on Her Birthday Oct 29, 2003
The Fire Alarm Oct 27, 2003
The Bonus Hour Oct 26, 2003
Bad Drivers Oct 24, 2003
Those Rabid Squirrels Oct 22, 2003
Here's to you, Mr. Crab Rangoon Man Oct 21, 2003
Good Times Revisited Oct 20, 2003
Homecoming Oct 17, 2003
Out baseballed again Oct 16, 2003
Kerry Wood's Last Stand Oct 15, 2003
The Walk of Shame Oct 14, 2003
An Ode to Pizza Oct 13, 2003
Random Kid - Episode 4 Oct 11, 2003
Sweet Home Chicago Oct 9, 2003
To wash or not to wash? Oct 8, 2003
CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! Oct 6, 2003
Cubs lost Oct 4, 2003
Thanks Mr. BMW driver Oct 4, 2003
To Wrigley I shall go Oct 3, 2003
Are all kids random? Oct 1, 2003
What kind of stunt, grandma? Sep 30, 2003
Win Cubs Playoff Tickets! Sep 29, 2003
To the Cubs Sep 26, 2003
The AFID and the ANT Sep 25, 2003
Random Kid #3 - The Return of the Kid Sep 24, 2003
Living 7 minutes at a time Sep 23, 2003
Dumb Person Violation Sep 22, 2003
Man Rules #1 Sep 19, 2003
Dear Snoop Dogg, Sep 18, 2003
Dear Mayor Daley, Sep 17, 2003
The Toilet Seat Debate Sep 14, 2003
Remembering the Man in Black Sep 12, 2003
God is professor emeritus of life Sep 11, 2003
The Legend of the Shocker Sep 10, 2003
Random Kid Returns Sep 9, 2003
The Friendship Test Sep 7, 2003
The First Appearance of Random Kid Sep 5, 2003
September at Augustana Sep 3, 2003
Labor Day Weekend Sep 2, 2003
Not That Innocent Aug 29, 2003
Augustana Finally Has Bahls Aug 27, 2003
Spam! What the F@#K? Aug 25, 2003
From Redneck to Ravinia Aug 24, 2003
Happy Birthday, Linus Aug 22, 2003
An American Wedding Aug 21, 2003
The solution to our problems Aug 21, 2003
Infidelity Aug 19, 2003
What the hell am I doing? Aug 18, 2003