I need your help. I'm trying to fully embrace my last year of "college" ever, so I'm going to Florida for Spring Break. I'll be gone for the next week.
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I'm starting a story and I'm hoping you will continue you. Just read the beginning below and post a comment to continue the story. There's a 50% chance that when I get back next week, there won't be any comments and I'll look foolish, but I'm holding out hope that at least one of you won't let that happen. There's also a 50% chance that somehow this story will include Llama's and a latex body suit, which would make me very happy. Enjoy...
Dan still wasn't exactly sure why he did it, but the sun hovered low in the sky as the smoke billowed upward from the smoldering carcass of his now destroyed Dodge Durango. He lit a cigarette and turned towards the horizon. Wondering where he would go now, he looked back one more time and smiled at the sight of the empty gas can. He started walking....
...towards the gas station that was a quarter of a mile away from his now destroyed Durango. He wasn't quite sure how he had gotten to be where he was, as he smoked his cigarette and realized that he didn't smoke, and stomped it out. Dan had one of those moments where he was like dude, how did I get here? what am I doing??? what happened?! When all of a sudden his brother Greg came running from up the ditch. Dan was relived to see someone else. But thought it was strange that Greg had a briefcase handcuffed to his arm, and was holding the briefcase close as close as could be. Dan stopped didn't ask about the briefcase at all, but wondered still. And said whats up bro. Greg responded, dude it's about time you got up. Greg told him he had been sleeping for the past 15 hours. Then they walked towards the gas station without much conversation. Arrived at the gas station got the gas, and went to freshen up in the unclean bathroom. Dan checked his pockets, he didn't have any money, just his License, and 14 Old Style bottlecaps, strange thought Dan. Then the realization that he didn't have any money and would have to borrow money from his little brother. Just as he left the bathroom, he noticed his hat, which said "2005 World Series Champions: Chicago Cubs". He had forgotten about that, which seemed like days ago. Dan went to ask Greg for 20 bucks or something, and noticed he was drinking a 40oz,with a paper bag of course. Dan asked Greg for the money, and Greg unlocked the briefcase and reminded Dan, that he had won $50,000 in Vegas two nights ago. A stunned Dan, asked where the heck are we man? Greg replied somewhere in Utah. Greg had reminded Dan that the Cubs had won the World Series vs the LA Angels of Anaheim. He also told him about the promise he made, that if the Cubs won it all, he would split a 30 pack of Old Style with Greg. He also told him that the best part was they were driving past Vegas while both were tanked, and Dan put his last $20 in the $1 slot machines, and had won a cool $50,000. Greg also reminded him about how Dan had driven right into a demolition derby, and a police chased ensued until the Utah border, where police just gave up....then the two brothers reflected and sighed, and walked off into the horizon drinking their 40's...with nowhere to go...
...except for Washington, DC to be inagurated as the first pair of brothers to be president and vice-president. During the haze of spring break, Dan and Greg were able to connect to a wide constituency. After no-confidence vote, Dan and Greg were elected on the platform "2 Americas: Those with beer and those without. We are both!!" Dan sits in the oval office and signs the first piece of legislation, which says ...
....the 12th day of each month will be recognized as a national holiday celebrating the future accomplishments of Big Papa. Unlike Cashmere Polasky day, all citizens must actively celebrate the holiday with joyous music and body painting.
After appointing a special commission to enforce the Big Papa holiday festivities, Dan sat down to write the next great American novel which was about...