The Greatest Post in the World



Posted on February 18, 2005 09:19 AM

This was going to be the greatest post in the history of the world. I intended to entrance you with my words. I was going to elicit emotions that you've never experienced before. I wanted to move you.

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However, sometime between 3 a.m. this morning when I thought of the greatest post in the world and 10:15 a.m., I've forgotten what I was going to write about. While I may not remember the content of the greatest post in the world, I clearly remember the excitement that I had and the certainty with which I was convinced that this post would change your life. It was to be pithy and clever, yet wrought with underlying emotional urgency. It was going to be magical... ...the kind of internet greatness that you forward to friends and print out to tack up on the wall of your four foot tall cubicle.

This did not inspire you, and for that, I am deeply sorry. I had something really special 8 hours ago. Instead, you get this piece of worthless drool; something not even worthy of the bits and bites used to store it on my rented server in New Jersey. I wanted to deliver greatness, and instead I offer only mediocrity. Forgive me for my self-loathing. That is all.


Comments:

very weak

Posted by: Drunken Greg at February 18, 2005 07:04 PM

Dan, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

Posted by: pasty at February 19, 2005 04:43 PM

This bytes

Posted by: Butts at February 19, 2005 05:17 PM

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Posted by: Aaron at February 19, 2005 10:44 PM

I think this was the greateast post in the world because it made all my posts look like friggin' Shakespeare or sumpin'.

Posted by: Big Papa at February 21, 2005 06:32 AM

I appreciate the candor by which you have ripped me a new one. I finally remembered what I was going to write about, but now I can't possibly write that post because it will no doubt fail to live up to the expectations I set in this post. I can't take the criticism.

Posted by: SoberDan at February 21, 2005 11:28 AM

Lol, what a copout!

Papa, it's Aaron remember me from hanging out at fistler's?

Butts, how you doing as well? You still teaching in Chicago? (I forgot where exactly)

Posted by: Aaron at February 21, 2005 01:27 PM

Dan, I think that in the spirit of Tenacious D you should write a tribute post to the "greatest post in the world". * Couldn't remember the Greatest Post in the World, No. This is just a tribute. * Long live the D.

Posted by: kifer at February 26, 2005 08:35 AM

This is the wurst post in the world, german frauliens wouldn't even poop to this.

Posted by: Dingo at March 6, 2005 06:53 PM
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