Some guys in the 18-34 year old age category are obsessed with llamas. It's true. Guys are obsessed with llamas like girls are obsessed with expensive shoes or purses. The only difference is that girls usually end up obtaining the expensive shoes and purses, while guys usually don't ever end up with a llama tethered to a stake in their back yard. It's tragic, really.
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I don't know why some guys are so smitten with llamas. Is it their lovable face? Their beautiful wool? The way spit flows evenly from both sides of their mouth as the llama contemplates the meaning of llama life? I don't know, but llamas are certainly an enigma.
One of my sources in Asia (thanks Kifer) recently sent me a link to a great musical tribute to the important contributions llamas have made to our society. Check it out here...
I don't know if anyone will ever be able to explain a man's obsession with the llama, and I'm not sure anyone should try. Llamas are cool, let's just leave it at that, OK?
The above statement about men and llamas is true. I'm not sure where my strong desire for Llamas comes from, but what I do know is that it is extremely potent. Anyway, after 22 agonizing years of llamaless holidays I have found a way to satisfy that desire. Through Heifer international you can buy yourself or a friend a full llama or a share of a llama for a very reasonable price. Make it a Christmas gift, or kwanza gift, or new years gift, or Haunakka - I'm not sure how to spell that last one? Check it out: http://catalog.heifaer.org/llama.cfm
As they travel, llamas' padded feet don't damage the fragile terrain and their selective browsing doesn't destroy sparse vegetation.
This is the right address... http://catalog.heifer.org/llama.cfm